I know that without bees agriculturally we would be screwed....I respect them for their hard work and sacrifice and for making damn good fruits and vegetables etc. etc. but i still secretly wish i could have a little invisible bubble around me that kept bees and all their little stingy friends away from me......Ever since my mom was gone one Saturday and my dad let me watch "Attack of the Killer Bees" the sweet little flying things have been on my shit list.....I read everything i could while growing up certain that any day a migrating hive of killer bees would land in my back yard and abolish me from the planet.........why you ask am I on an Anti-Bee tirade on this lovely and peaceful Sunday evening............well you see my beloved allergic to apparently everything dog was 'allegedly" stung this morning. This hasn't been proven beyond a reasonable doubt and since this is indeed the USAand i have no innocent or guilty suspects to deport to Guantanamo I may never know the truth...All i do know is that my dog vomited.......then collapsed and then started having trouble breathing..this lead me to drive 70 mph on city streets to the Pet Er...........where they saved her life but definitely not my attempt to pay the credit card off...........so while acknowledging they are completely amazing creatures with their little dances and much better then humans since they self police and murder the lazy.................i still state with no remorse F - YOU BEES!!!!!
